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A computer programmer was walking along the side of a lake when he came
across a funny looking frog.
The guy picked up the frog, put it into his pocket, and went on his way.

A couple of minutes of walking later, the man heard a cry from inside his
pocket, "help, help"!
He took out the frog, looked at it, smiled, and put it back into his
pocket.

Again, "help, help me, a wicked witch (злая колдунья) has turned me into a
frog, kiss me and I'll turn into a beautiful princess".
Again the man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and put it
back again.

Moments later, "Help me, help me, a wicked witch has turned me into a frog,
kiss me and I'll turn into a
beautiful princess. I'll do_anything_if_ you_ help_ me, anything"! The man
simply took the frog out of his
pocket, smiled at it, and put it back again!

The little green frog again screamed out "Help, I'm the most beautiful
princess, if you kiss me and help me
I'll do anything, marry you, sleep with you, give you money, ANYTHING."

The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled and said "I'm a computer
programmer; I work too much so a girlfriend or wife is of no use to me.
But, a small talking green frog is cool."




Best wishes
Vic
http://egypttravel.narod.ru/